• hates Seifer. So much. For so many reasons.
• has had sex with many women.
• is better known to some as Pedothier.
• is the father of Yuna and Hisoka.
• lives in exile.
• was turned into a cat by PETA terrorists.
• is a pirate.
• once, while drunk, put Roxas in a box and called him Boxas.
• loves Roxas. Supposedly.
• is associated with yaoi by Google. (Srsly - look at the advertisements on the top of this page lol)  
• is Quistis' father.
• once read half of Neverwhere to a very drunk Roxas, paragraph by paragraph.
• married Cloud to Kadaj.
• was demoted to being Yuna's mom when she found out Roxas was her other parent.
• is ttly dating Shelke. Maybe. Very possibly.
• is not dating Faye Valentine.
• is a magnet for death. Mainly because Seifer gets him killed a lot.
• can't draw birds.
• played the Ghost in KC's production of Hamlet.
• friend of Excel.

Roxas' dictionary definition of Balthier: