
- has yet to reveal how much he charges for sucky sucky.
- has four kids – Selphie, Yuna, Hisoka, and Rhode.
- can create awkward threads with ease.
- has been married twice.
- is a professional ellipser/button masher.
- attracts pedophiles and rapists.
- can be lured with Roxas bait (aka sea salt ice cream).
- has been fighting with Repliku since day one.
- went to the first prom with Ashe.
- body switched with Olette in Body Swap 01.
- is best friends with Olette.
- hangs out with Axel.
- is godfather of Denzel, Ryuk, and Albel.
- is number XIII in the Organization.
- was Spartakicked by Toph into the pit (aka fanfiction.net) where he was lost for several hours in Gin and Sin.
- has a secret service comprised of Agent Smith (leader), Azula, Aqua, Ron Stoppable, Gai, and Samus. Temari is an unofficial member.
- won an epic battle against Meat Curtain.
- body swapped with Rikku in Body Swap 02.
- is not a very good petsitter.
- is terrified of Olette's insanely happy face.
- ellipses in Pence's general direction.
- has conducted the marriages of Penelo & Quistis, Seifer and Balthier, Axel and Azula, Excel and Komui, and Rikku and Kabtuo.
- is the unofficial older brother of Yachiru.
- is Whiskers' uncle.
- lets Tidus call him dad.
- goes on magic carpet rides with Seifer and Namine.
- misportalled while going to make a ham sandwich and was lost in Kingdom Hearts Fandom. Again.
- is the great great great great grandfather of Shelke.
- is Rikku's uncle.
- played Horatio in KC's rendition of Hamlet.
… everything happens to Roxas :’(
THE LIST: Balthier, hippies, Axel, Repliku Clone, Marluxia , Quistis
WATCHING: Kermit, Leonidas, Envy, Akio, and Jecht.
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